Become an Anime Missionary!
Ahhh so you have chosen the path of light, to become a Anime missionary!
Well I welcome you to the order brother. What does it take I hear you ask?
Well I will tell you...

What it takes....
To be a Anime missionary you  must have a burning desire to succeed, and an in-depth knowledge of our passion. You must actively seek out people who don't know what Anime is and convert them. One thing you must remember is that their is no such thing as a non Anime fans, just converts waiting to happen and heretics.  

The Good....
The Good are converts, people who have seen the light and have taken to Anime with a passion. Their is one problem however... a lack of respect between fans of different shows. One good example is how Pokemon fans are looked down upon by fans of the un edited main stream. The list goes on... edited Vs unedited anime, action Vs romantic comedy. THIS MUST STOP! We of the Anime community have more important things to do than fight amongst our self's. We must set aside our differences and work towards the common good.
Thought for the Day: Strength is a virtue.

The Undecided....
These are the people we must convert, their minds are putty waiting to be molded into a new  Anime Okatu. They can be found almost any where, and must be added to our ranks. Pull no punches this isn't spreading the word of how great foreign culture is... this is war, so show no mercy! Here are some common ways to convert...
                         The toys are better- yeah, Star Wars is still popular, but your Gundam robot with 14 missiles, 18 interchangeable fists, and 545 points of articulation can kick Darth Vader's ass period.
                You can act like a pretentious snob- "Sure Pokemon is big, but I was watching it back when it was still seizure-inducing!"
                Chicks dig Anime- just look at a convention to see how many girls love it two. This is the perfect argument if your friends think It's like being a (shudder) Trekkie.
                Witness new hights of violence- This works well with people who watch "Worlds Scariest Police Chases." a little too frequently. Ask him what he'd rather see, one more truck slam into a wall or people getting splattered against walls? Hand him a copy of Akira and he'll never turn back.
                Nudity- This should be your first argument.
                You're annoying the hell out of big TV companies- they say you can't see all 200 episodes of Sailor Moon. There can't be decapitations on TV. Pick up some fan-subs and bleed em dry.
These are just some way's, but not the only ones. Try any means possible, and never let up.
Thought for the Day: In indecision the seeds of heresy are sown...

The Heretics...             
These individuals MUST be stopped, their blast blastfimus statements are the greatest bane to our existence. Now dealing with these people requires a delicate touch. You can't go out and kill em, this is just wrong plus it would give us Anime fans a bad name. No no, we must devise more quiet methods of shutting them up. Unfortunalty I have come up with none, I need help on this one. If you have ANY ideas contact me IMMEDIATELY!
Thought for the Day: Hatred is eternal...